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November 10, 2005
Oh you beautiful doll
Well, I checked the Doll link that Ashley pointed out the other day. As we all know, there are two sides to every technological advancement; for instance, consider Socrates' ideas on writing as presented in "The Phaedrus". Without deling into the morality of the whole thing -- which we raised in a different time have a problem setting aside, but let's leave that set of arguments for another day and focus on the price.
$6499 plus $450 shipping -- I realize that these items may be rented, but like the convenience of owning a car when I need to go to the store, I'd like the doll available when the mood hits. (I'm trying not to sink into the expected sophomoric humor and it's quite difficult so bear with me) So that's $6949 for unlimited sexual relief. Companionship cannot be a consideration except for the truly demented, so we'll not got involved with that either. On he "pro" side of the list for reasons to buy a doll, you would not have to consider any STD or pregnancy, nor would you need to remember the doll's birthday. No forget it. I tried; I really did, but there is just too much humor for me to pass up here. I quit. I read Ashley's article and went to the link and tried to respond like a mature individual, but there's just too much raw material for me to waste on a intellectual dissertation; you may want to keep an eye out for my short story on this topic though, I can tell it's gonna' be a deusie.
Posted by Joseph Lampiasi at November 10, 2005 5:30 AM
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